11.29.2005

2 unrelated items

first another photo: this is in a mask workshop i half-took at the AIN conference back in October. it was highly informative.
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secondly, here is part of a poem i'm reading very slowly. most of the poems are hard to decipher and require several reads. these two are right next to each other and of the easier ones to figure out. i really relate to these as a traveler of our grand countryside.

excerpt of Starting from Paumanok from Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass

14.
Whoever you are! to you endless announcements.

Daughter of the lands, did you wait for your poet?
Did you wait for one with a flowing mouth and indicative hand?

Toward the male of The States, and toward the female of The States,
Exulting words, words to Democracy's lands.
Interlink’d, food-yielding lands!
Land of coal and iron! Land of gold! Lands of cotton, sugar, rice!
Land of wheat, beef, pork! Land of wool and hemp! Land of the apple and grape!
Land of the pastoral plains, the grass-fields of the world! Land of those sweet-air’d interminable plateaus!
Land of the herd, the garden, the healthy house of adobie!
Lands where the northwest Columbia winds, and where the southwest Colorado winds!
Land of the eastern Chesapeake! Land of the Delaware!
Land of Ontario, Erie, Huron, Michigan!
Land of the Old Thirteen! Massachusetts land! Land of Vermont and Connecticut!
Land of the ocean shores! Land of sierras and peaks!
Land of boatmen and sailors! Fishermen’s land!
Inextricable lands! the clutch’d together! the passionate ones!
The side by side! the elder and younger brothers! the bony-limb’d!
The great women’s land! the feminine! the experienced sisters and the inexperienced sisters!
Far breath’d land! Arctic braced! Mexican breez’d! the diverse! the compact!
The Pennsylvanian! the Virginian! the double Carolinian!
O all and each well-loved by me! my intrepid nations! O I at any rate include you all with perfect love!
I cannot be discharged from you! not from one, any sooner than another!
O Death! O for all that, I am yet of you, unseen, this hour, with irrepressible love,
Walking New England, a friend, a traveler,
Splashing my bare feet in the edge of the summer ripples, on Paumanok’s sands,
Crossing the prairies—dwelling again in Chicago—dwelling in every town,
Observing shows, births, improvements, structures, arts,
Listening to the orators and the oratresses in public halls,
Of and through The States, as during life—each man and woman my neighbor,
The Louisianian, the Georgian, as near to me, and I as near to him and her,
The Mississippian and Arkansian yet with me—and I yet with any of them;
Yet upon the plains west of the spinal river—yet in my house of adobie,
Yet returning eastward—yet in the Sea-Side State, or in Maryland,
Yet Kanadian, cheerily braving the winter—the snow and ice welcome to me,
Yet a true son either of Maine, or of the Granite State, or of the Narragansett Bay State, or of the Empire State;
Yet sailing to other shores to annex the same—yet welcoming every new brother;
Hereby applying these leaves to the new ones, from the hour they unite with the old ones;
Coming among the new ones myself, to be their companion and equal—coming personally to you now;
Enjoining you to acts, characters, spectacles, with me.

15.
With me, with firm holding—yet haste, haste on.

For your life, adhere to me,
I may have to be persuaded many times before I consent to give myself really to you—but what of that?
Must not Nature be persuaded many times?
No dainty dolce affettuoso I;
Bearded, sun-burnt, gray-neck’d, forbidding, I have arrived,
To be wrestled with as I pass, for the solid prizes of the universe;
For such I afford whoever can persevere to win them.

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And what of this Texas, this land which you did not go to and therefore have none herein to write?
What of it Walt? Whereunto whither and without it, you have withered, Walt!
You have withered! Yet I remain to tout for it tit for tat!

b

pitchers pt. TWO

here are some pictures mike deals.


marshmallows and gatorade.

ohmigod, it's david crosby!


mcdonalds in march.


mike reads in the cabin.

b

pictures pt.ONE

here are some pitchers
a man in new york with a REAL pimp short sleeved suit.

my first one of these autographs, somewhere in the mid-west i think.


bill's photo shoot for the hair postcard.


ace stalked a deer on our cabin stay somewhere in Pennsylvania.


we played poker in the cabin with rocks. here, bill mocks jon.


the main room of the cabin. spacious and included a fridge, wood-burning stove and three dumbasses.

my mom moved and this was a box on her bookshelf for a while. PLEASE SEND PANTS - PANTS TOO BIG stop

b

11.28.2005

Dean

*Written on Saturday, November 26*

Dean

When I was in middle school, my high school had a bad reputation as an institute of HIGHer learning. Taking on the nickname of Wastewood, the authorities decided they had had enough. They came in and cleaned the school up, either by changing some student's habits or by removing the bad apples. By the time I got to Westwood things had changed. Maybe it's that my perspective of big, scary high school had met reality; the reality that these kinds of things didn't happen in my whitebread hood. I'll avoid trapsing through the usual cliche "nice neighborhood" bullshit lines. We all know there's no such thing. There's a bigot and a racist and a drug user and a gambler and an alcoholic in every little Utopia in this society, so I'll spare the naive notions of purity about my sheltered, suburban neighborhood.
Dean was 2 years older than me. A notorious rebel, who was the point man for what was cool. And he was into art and theatre like me which made him even more of an attractive idol. I remember he was in my Art II class when I was a sophomore. I knew he had been in some movies and was thrilled in an ironic way that he was an extra in the newest Children of the Corn flic, which shot in my hometown. I had also heard of his antics in theatre class and one day in Art he showed me his business card - "Dean Thornton, Extra Extraordinaire." I though that was hilarious.
Over time I came to understand his friendship with a new friend of mine who I met in theatre my junior year, Mike Joplin. Mike was in the grade between me and Dean. I came to idolize Mike just as much as Mike idolized Dean, but because Dean was already out of school I didn't see him much. Dean even had a cameo appearance as an apostle thug in Revengence and Ressurection, the first movie I made with Mike. I treasure the times making that movie and think back on them as a creative playground where I got my footing in how much fun filmmaking could be.
My friends and I heard periodic legends from Mike about Dean and what he was up to. Working at a travel agency ripping off old ladies on bunk vacation packages, selling speakers out of his trunk in Portland, OR. A couple of my friends had a bet going on when he was going to be dead, a joke that brought us much joy at the time that will probably make them feel awful once they hear of his passing.
A couple years later, Mike started a wrestling league with some friends. It was a combination rock show and pro wrestling card with a bunch of rag-tag post high school aged guys who just wanted to entertain. Dean took on the moniker of Chickenhawk and was part of Roadhouse, a deadly redneck tag team with Mike (Duke the Rooster Cartwright) as his partner. They went far in the league and always gave the crowd their money's worth. Dean actually broke a couple ribs on a dropkick from Maniac Mick during a title match. He finished the show with no complaints. Chickenhawk was a real champ.
After this I would see him very rarely at the occasional improv show and no one really ever knew what Dean was up to. I used to tell Mike he was the "Dean" of his high school class and I was the new Mike, wishfully thinking I was the guy everyone looked to for laughs and inspiration.
I got a phone call today from a friend telling me Dean had died from a heroin overdose on Thanksgiving. The phone call was very matter of fact and I hung up feeling sad but largely unaffected. Over the past couple years, Dean had been absent from my and Mike's lives so the concept of him kind of faded. It wasn't until I thought more on the past and the way Dean inspired Mike that I began to really get broken up. Then I thought about how Mike lost his brother earlier this year and that two role models in one year is too many to lose. I went to his house to hug him and say I was sorry but he wasn't there. His parents told me he was at work waiting tables and that he had a play tonight. It was best to not tell him until after.
So here I am at the Hideout listening to loud music, thinking of the wrestling show we did on this vey stage, and wishing I could see Mike. I could have easily gone by his work but I guess his parents are right, having understood grief on a level I don't. I can't tell the Cupholders until after our show tonight either. I can't talk to anyone who knew Dean and can corroborate what a huge loss this is. I am extremely alone in my secret grief.
My high school was supposed to be clean from shit that grabs you and doesn't let go until you're dead. Here Dean was 10 years out of Wastewood and letting something grab him. I can't begin to understand how he got to that point, I only know he changed my life and one of my best friends' lives.
There is still shock and I can't help but think about my early budding creative years when a freshly cleansed Westwood High School was my sandbox. Nestled in the squeeky clean, strip-mall northwest Austin suburbs my neighborhood became a cliche today and I realized that all those cliches are true. He didn't have to die and I'm pretty sure I'll never know why.
He is missed.


b

Note 11-28-05 - I accidentally named one of the main characters in Saturday's show Deano. It gave me pause during the scene but ended up being a fitting silent tribute.

11.24.2005

in austin

never mind the fact that it was 85 degrees and partially sunny today and something like wind chill 9 in my satellite home of chicago. i try not to think of the wintery hell i have to greet me when i arrive home in a few days, but it's impossible. every once in a while, my life enters limbo, where i'm cruising, hanging out waiting for something big to happen. planning for the next big thing. for a while it was getting out of high school and moving on to college. and then when that was lamish, it was finishing that. eventually it was biding my time waiting to move to chicago. now i'm coasting awaiting a brief move home to austin which will give me time to settle in and bide for a move to Los Angeles. when i get there, i'll probably be coasting until I decide to throw in the towel and come back to Austin for good. i'm not sure if this is unhealthy for me though. sometimes i come up with my greatest ideas when i feel like i have nothing to lose. i need to take more chances in general but coming back to austin is going to be an intense time for creative juiceflow. i've already toyed with throwing my hat in the ring on a local fronterafest monologue show (something a bit dramatic, highly a stretch for me.), and i've convinced one of my best friends and performing compatriots to do a two man scripted show with me over the summer i'll be here. i'm also going to do whatever i can including (SHUDDER) cold calls to put together enough of a tour in southern california for the cupholders to sustain that end of my business. i hope i'm not just procrastinating doing great things in the midst of cruising and carrying out mediocre to alright things. of course when you look at things in general, the future always looks great, the present is always not as great as you thought it would be, and the past is the coolest thing that ever happened to you. i wonder why that is...

-on a separate note-
what is up with the multiple kids movie and TV craze? first there was the brady bunch, six kids? no way. then, the movie parenthood with steve martin. then, just the ten of us. eight kids for one hack comedian to take care of? impossibly wacky! then of course another steve martin movie where he had something like 9 kids and worked as a college football coach, so he had the team to take care of, too. now, they've really pushed the limits with some new dennis quaid (i think) flic. "who would possibly be interested in marrying a man with ten kids? only a woman with eight of her own." <(RECORD SCRATCH.) ensuing clips of kids destroying a mansion>
this is really ridiculous but i can't wait until i see this preview.
"How many kids does it take to change kevin spacey's lightbulb?"
"All of them."
"They'll have to figure out a way to save their Dad's marriage if they want to keep from being picked off one by one by Tom Berenger.
"What happened to Kunal?"
"We can't save Dad's marriage now. There's only 36 of us."
etc, etc.
It just needs to stop or get even worse.
"She's the first lady. But her first baby was not her last. And now her 573,000 kids are painting the White House red. Just the 573,002 of Us starring Elaine Boosler."

is it just me?
probably.

b

11.22.2005

Chronicles of Lambia: the Drivin', the Bitch, and the Quahog

A mighty road trip has just ended. Many things were visited, some things were shot with lasers, others chased the laser, but here now is an unneccessarrilly commpprehhennssive backlog of things that happened in November.

NOV 1: Retrieved free sofa from new friend on Chicago Improv Boards. Hurt wrist a little bit carrying it down stairs.
NOV 2: Left for Austin in the van with Cupholders in great spirits.
NOV 3: Arrived in Austin, hung out.
NOV 4: Had cornea cut open and peeled back so that forthcoming lasers could reshape fleshy eye tissue underneath outer layer. Hurt a little. Vision very hazy.
NOV 5: Woke up with 20-15 vision. Laid in bed staring at the window and overjoyed at how I didn't have to put on glasses or contacts. Did Battle of the Sexes Improv show with Girls Girls Girls in Austin. Felt a little off, probably due to having my cornea peeled back and lasered the day before. Show went super well, way sold out, and a general good time for all.
NOV 6: Had folks over to watch a new Family Guy episode. Easily my favorite show on TV, of only four that I watch regularly. I used to not have shows I watch regularly. But The Office, Jeopardy, Family Guy, and Arrested Development have really grabbed me. That's some good TV. Oh, except that Arrested Development was cancelled mid season a few days ago. So, I guess I just watch three shows. ooh, and football.
NOV 7: Ran scene intensive workshop for 7 or so eager prov up and comers in Austin. I was really trying to work on covering a lot of general ground and making people's scenes better. I tried to give individual critiques at the end of it which sort of fell flat. I wasn't taking note of minute details for particular people throughout the workshop, but overall I think it went really well. I touched some.
NOV 8: Chill day after several days of working. Went to see Capote with the moms. Pretty good. I don't know much about the real guy, but the movie depicted a very real and flawed protagonist, who I cared for by the end. And isn't that the point of a good story?
NOV 9: Drove to Tulsa for NACA booking conference. Would stay with Kat, gracious host and local improv practitioner. Played with host Kat's new kitty, Alphonso. He particularly liked to chase a laser pointer. This would provide many hours of entertainment over the next few days. I showed him my new laser eyes and he tried to claw them.
NOV 10: Went to conference day 1. Met cool peeps at schools throughout the Central South of the US. Played with kitty and laser pointer.
NOV 11: Conferenced Day 2. Had back waxed between times I had to work. Hurt really bad. I was very smooth. lasered kitty.
NOV 12: Conferenced Day 3. Met more peeps. lasered kitty.
NOV 13: Walked from Kat's home to nearby Tulsa University football game. Was able to peek into the stadium and watched the third quarter. Took in conversations from nearby and wondered what it would be like to grow up in Tulsa. To slide down the hill on cardboard and have a hot dog from the tailgate. Grow up, work in sales and marry a blonde who needed explanations to deal with football, accepting its impact on her husband but never really understanding it. Walked back to host Kat's dwelling and appreciated my life. Lasered kitty. Did show at Nightingale Theatre. Sold a whole bunch of Av Cuph merch. Drove overnight to Ohio.
NOV 14: Arrived Dayton. Checked into Knight's Inn. Saw Sir Elton John and Guinevere making out in hotel jacuzzi. Was grossed out.
NOV 15: Performed first ever high school improv show and first ever improv show before 12 noon. This was odd but great. We were in a gym with about 400 or so rural Ohio high school kids at a school called Houston (pronounced How-stin.) WHAT? Don't you mean Hew-stin? Nope.
In the evening, drove to nearby Oxford, OH and taught workshop to The Tower Players of Miami University. Went really well. Nice talented bunch interested in bringing us back!
NOV 16: Performed second ever high school show and earliest show in the history of man at 9:15 AM. AM? Improv in the AM is like hopping out of bed and having a 24 oz. New York Strip with a baked potato and french onion soup, while getting a Scotch Whiskey enema. You know, it was pretty cool, but still felt strange.
Another gymnasium show attended by 800 students, we rocked them. Calling Trigonometry "bullcrap" got a huge room-bouncing laugh.
NOV 17: Slight chill day. Evening drive to Columbus for show at Mad Lab. Tried to do Tunnel Vision format with just the four of us. It went well but doesn't bear explanation at this time. Drove overnight to Fairfield, Connecticut.
NOV 18: Did weirdest show of '05. Programming difficulties at Fairfield caused a SNAFU involving double booking us at the same time as their annual talent show, Fairfield Idol. The powers that be wisely combined the two shows so as to not split the audience. So we acted as Randy, Paula, and Simon judging their talent show while breaking in for brief ten minute or so improv blocks. It went really well. I played Simon and was able to be rude and obnoxious all while covering my ass by saying that FOX was making me be rude. It was quite fun.
NOV 19: Got up extremely early and drove back to Dayton, OH for a road-weary, lightly attended theatre show. Drove overnight back to Chicago.

wowsies. hell of a tour. i wish it was like that more often. we made decent cashes and did some really good shows and workshops. plus, my vision is perfect and i got to see what my back looks like smooth. we're heading back to Ohioooo to do some more high school shows in December and then on to Austin. Then we return to Chicago mid-Jan or so with no Jon B.

AND THEN THERE WERE THREE....
Who is next to go?
Will it be Ace? Everyone's favorite; the kid of prov?
Will it be Bill; the fat one?
Or me; the guy with the overly descriptive blog?

Only time will tell.
Leaving for Austin in the van in 2 hours. I'm packed and I'm psyched, as per...

b

stay tuned

sweet blog juice comin atcha.

this whole "blog" thing has really gone too far.

b

11.11.2005

gay: no

gay is the new black.
gay marriage ban passed in my home state of texas 76% to 24%. a proposition defining marriage as being between a man and a woman was voted on earlier this week by the fine gun-toting citizens of the great state of texas and it actually passed.
i'm normally very proud of my texas heritage but this recent event makes me want to throw up so hard i can't see.
my only solace is that in my hometown of austin, a liberal blue oasis in a sea of blinding red, is the only county in which the ban didn't pass. this is a good sign and it makes me want to tell people i'm from Austin, NY or something. i'm tired of explaining austin to people when i say i'm from texas. but i'm also tired of explaining improv to people, but happy to be practicing it. i ain't usually poh-litical on this here blog, but this kind of really pissed me off a lot and there's not enough room on the internet for me to lay out why this ban is ridiculous. as bill hicks would say, "You all know the arguments in your heart already."

ugh. i'm tired of thinking about it. i'm done.

no, i'm not done.
gay is the new black. they need a sweet leader. they need a rosa parks. they need some martyrs. right now, they're in the minstrel phase where we can enjoy ru paul and will and grace, but GOD almighty forbid they should marry and enjoy health insurance.

now i'm done.
b

11.08.2005

pretty sweet

make your own flip book

i did

b

what i write in the blog, just that i write something.

Sometimes people tell me they don't care

11.02.2005

cyborg for rachel

wishbone

packing

packing to hit the road for a huge road trip. oh, i love it so.
i've maybe never been in a bad mood before hitting the road and almost always in a bad one when the trip is over. that should indicate something. it probably just has to do with lack of sleep when returning to Chicago, but i like to think it's because i belong on the road at this point in my life.

going dark,
b