country song

you know how i said i was having trouble writing a funny county song. well, my dad sent me this:

A COUNTRY SONG FOR JEREMY

I lost my boat in the flood,
I lost me pick-up in the mud,
I lost my wife to my best friend Bud,
And I'm so sad and lonely

I lost my money playing slots,
I lost my clothes, the whole damn lot,
I lost my mind while smokin' pot,
And I'm so sad and lonely

I lost some weight when I got sick,
I lost my balance on a pogo stick,
I hit the chair and bruised my dick,
And I'm so sad and lonely

I found a new boat and on sale,
I bought a pick-up from my new friend Dale,
I got a new wife, name is Gale
So I'm not sad or lonely

I made some money on a bet,
I got new clothes from the store Target,
I smoke no more which I regret,
But I'm not sad and lonely

I sold the broken pogo stick,
I found a Doc who fixed my dick,
I sold the chair to a fellow hick,
So I'm not sad and lonely
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Alright. way to go pops. sounds likeone for the country album which i hope we someday make. all we have to do now is edit this friggin DVD and finish up the rap album. then it's on to the country album and the poetry/short story collection novella.

we may just end up not having time for improv.
ha, never happen.

nice work, pops. you should never left Texas.

b