missed another birthday

well, this year has been a strange one for birthdays. i guess i'm just usually not this busy and scatterbraindead, but i realized a second ago that i missed yet another one. my one year blog birthday.
nov. 23rd of 2003 i started this blog out of boredom and with illusions of parlaying it into a seven book deal with Penguin Publications. well, Penguin has not returned my calls, siting in an email my lack of punctuation, capitalization, and general writing skill.
but, i am optimistic that someday this will serve some purpose someday to someone, if not just distractionary.
i have learned a little about what to publish and who to publish it about, how to get across my thoughts without telling the full story and pissing off the world, and how to make something so personal funny without mentioning my balls, which if you know me is difficult to do.
in person, so much of my comedy revolves around my balls, just like the universe.

here's to being ballcentric,
b