conglomerate me

no music: de bebe sleeping

soon, i will be a one-man multinational improv conglomerate, capable of crushing ne'erdowells with the swipe of a pen and unloading fortunes upon those who do me well.

prepare for me, world.

my power will be immeasurable as i stomp other seeming improv superpowers with my awesome deft at performance and workshops.

soon, i will be wealthy beyond any man's wildest fantasies.
soon, i will be the most powerful improviser in the world.
soon, i will own approximately half the planet.
but tomorrow, i start my new part time job as a laundry delivery man.
and tomorrow, i eat rice.
with a side of rice.

poor as balls and pleased as punch,
b