Poor Kid

CD: No music, too bored.

I'm really bored so I googled myself. Yes, I'm that egotistical. Look who popped up in front of me.
Google Search: jeremy lamb

Well, being an actor this could be bad for my career. He's way hotter than me and I can't have people thinking I live in California. It could really affect my potential to get gigs. So, I sent him an email:

Jeremy Lamb,
Where do you get off being above me in google?
When i google myself, i want to be at the top of the list, you understand? Please remove your site and any other reference to your name on the internet. I have trademarked "Jeremy Lamb" because I am in show business. If you do not comply within 72 hours I will be forced to contact my law team.

Thank you and have a great day.
Jeremy Lamb
Chicago, IL

I swear. Any shmuck with a blog thinks they can just put anything on the internet. The internet is reserved for commerce. Commerce and the military. I wish people would take commerce a little more seriously. It would make it much easier for us to get to Mars.

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